If Looks Could Kill (You Would Be Dead) Lyrics - Beyoncé

1 [Beyonce]

2 Sweetness flowing like a faucet

3 Body bangin' no corset

4 Brothas wanna toss it

5 But they lost, cause my game made them forfeit

6 Slicker than a porpoise and thicker than a horse is

7 Carmen Brown got the whole town speechless

8 I'll stick to my thesis, eyes stick to my features

9 Brothas trying to hold, but thier game never reaches

10 Most of these cats are like the middle of peaches

11 I see you looking at, but what you looking at?

12 You're in a bar and wanna twist me like a bottle cap?

13 [Mos Def]

14 I'm trying to holla Miss, to see if you gon holla back

15 [Beyonce]

16 Your game is whack, and no, you will not get your quarter back

17 See this is Carmen, curves like a cul-de-sac

18 skin coffee and cream, your donuts, you ain't dunking that

19 [Mos Def]

20 But this is Miller, Lieutenant, if you're wondering

21 [Sarpong]

22 And I'm Nathanile

23 [Mos Def]

24 Mel Gibson

25 [Sarpong]

26 Danny Gloverin'

27 [Beyonce]

28 But I'm not hearing you, you might as well be mumbling

29 See, I have dreams, and with a man, what will become of them?

30 There's not a kid out here who can make me believe

31 I should postpone my goals, he got tricks up his sleeve?

32 Whole bar full of cuffs and you ain't locking me down

33 [Mos Def]

34 I got a warrant for ya heart, in the bed, hold the trial

35 [Sarpong]

36 Get a pardon if you come with the Sergeant, now

37 [Beyonce]

38 Give me a chair, cause I don't care, I ain't feeling your style

39 [Chorus]

40 [Mos Def] - Ayo, I'm trying to get with you shorty

41 [Beyonce] - But I'm not feeling you

42 [Sarpong] - But I'm an officer shorty

43 [Beyonce] - My looks are killing you

44 [Mos Def] - Murder One will get you under the covers

45 [Beyonce] - Game taller, manslaughter, I ain't feeling you brothas

46 [Mos Def] - Ayo, I'm trying to get with you shorty

47 [Beyonce] - But I'm not feeling you

48 [Sarpong] - But I'm an officer shorty

49 [Beyonce] - My looks are killing you

50 [Mos Def] - Murder One will get you under the covers

51 [Beyonce] - Game taller, manslaughter, I ain't feeling you brothas

52 [Beyonce]

53 Eyes like the ocean

54 [Mos Def]

55 Ma, I got some lotion

56 Hold ya thighs, raise 'em high and daddy long stroke you

57 [Beyonce]

58 Hair like forever

59 [Sarpong]

60 Swear I do it better

61 Take my gun out the holster, I still got the Barretta

62 [Beyonce]

63 Brothas sweat Carmen like Patrick Ewing, but that cat...

64 [Mos Def]

65 Don't waste your time, he ain't worth doing, he's just a Sergeant

66 Passing out tickets for parking

67 [Sarpong]

68 Chicken-heads clucking

69 [Beyonce]

70 Pitiful bulls barking

71 See, this is Carmen, voice sweet as marvin

72 I turn out lights, with the switch, when I'm walking

73 Girls steady jealous, cause they men always hawkin'

74 Even got Lou lookin' at me like he stalkin'

75 And I got a mind, too

76 I wouldn't bless you,

77 if your first name was hachoo on Sunday, singin' gospel

78 [Mos Def]

79 You ain't a dyme, just a nickel actin' hostile

80 [Beyonce]

81 I'm headed for the big top and bouncin' on this side-show...