Kiss My Country Ass Lyrics - Blake Shelton

1 Tearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin', coon dog in the back

2 Truck bed loaded down with beer and a cold one in my lap

3 Earnhart sticker behind my head and my woman by my side

4 Tail-pipe's poppin', the radio's rockin', "Country boy can survive"

5 If you got a problem with that, ha, ha, you can kiss my country ass

6 Well, I love Turkey calls, overalls, Wrangler jeans

7 Smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds

8 Tattoos up and down my arms

9 And deer heads over my bed

10 My Granddaddy fought in World War Two

11 But my Daddy went to Vietnam

12 And I ain't scared to grab my gun

13 And fight for my homeland

14 If you don't love the American flag

15 You can kiss my country ass

16 If you're a down home, backwoods Redneck

17 Hey come on, stand up and raise your glass

18 But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd

19 You can kiss my country ass, aw yeah

20 Aw, yeah

21 Well, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there

22 That's lookin' down on me

23 'Cause the country club where I belong

24 Is a Honky Tonk till three in the mornin'

25 Don't wear no fancy clothes, no ties or three piece suits

26 You can find me in my camouflage cap

27 My T-shirt and cowboy boots

28 If that don't fit your social class

29 You can kiss my country ass

30 If you're a down home, backwoods redneck

31 Hey come on, stand up and raise your glass

32 But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd

33 You can kiss my country ass

34 Well, I'm a front-porch sittin', guitar pickin', moonshine sippin'

35 Backer juice spittin' country boy from the woods

36 And I love fried chicken and blue gill fishin'

37 And outlaw women and I wouldn't change if I could, no

38 I ain't tryin' to start no fight but I'll finish one every time

39 So you just mind your own damn business

40 Stay the hell outta mine, if you got a problem with that

41 You can kiss my country ass

42 I said, "If you got a problem with any of that

43 You can kiss my natural born, Redneck to the bone

44 Ever lovin' country ass," that's right