The Bartender Lyrics - Blake Shelton

1 Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs

2 At all of my jokes when he's drinking

3 Mr. Martini stares and he

4 Never shares what he's thinking.

5 Miss Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time

6 That she'll phone me

7 Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers

8 Walk past when he's lonely.

9 Chorus:

10 I'm a bartender

11 I pour the drinkers

12 Laugh with the sinners

13 And cry with the saints

14 And even if they don't remember

15 I try to make their bar tender.

16 Mr. Never Does Tip says

17 That none of his kids ever call home

18 Mrs. Chews On Her Lip tells someone

19 She's at work on her cell phone.

20 Mrs. Husband Just Died always

21 Breaks down and cries on the weekends

22 Just another long night in a

23 Bartender's life with some good friends.

24 Chorus:

25 I'm a bartender

26 I pour the drinkers

27 Laugh with the sinners

28 And cry with the saints

29 And even if they don't remember

30 I try to make their bar tender.

31 And even if they don't remember

32 I try to make their bar tender...