The More I Drink Lyrics - Blake Shelton

1 He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular Coke

2 We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes

3 We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?"

4 He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't."

5 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

6 Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

7 I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse

8 Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen

9 Naw, there ain't no in-between

10 'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.

11 A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot

12 Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot

13 And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette

14 Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

15 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

16 Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

17 I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse

18 Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen

19 Naw, there ain't no in-between

20 'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.

21 Yep-yep

22 Humm, that's what I'm talking about

23 Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen

24 And they can't get me off the kareoke machine,

25 The more I drink, the more I drink.

26 Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink