Love for Sale Lyrics - Bon Jovi

1 Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed

2 I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head

3 Checked out my mail there was letter that read

4 Love for sale, love for sale

5 I picked up the phone I called everyone I could

6 I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book

7 You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook

8 Love for sale, love for sale

9 Send up a signal throw me a line

10 Somebody explain " this funny Valentine"

11 It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime

12 I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind

13 I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set

14 I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet

15 I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet

16 Love for sale, love for sale

17 We've been living together 3 years,

18 2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers

19 You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears

20 Love for sale, love for sale

21 I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see

22 My old lady she played this joke on me

23 I never looked where I forgot it would be

24 Love for sale, love for sale

25 Love for sale

26 R: Hey Jon

27 Love for sale

28 R: You got some love for sale man?

29 J: Uh uh - love for sale - my old lady locked it up

30 R: Your old lady really did that to you?

31 R: I guess I'll play some blues for you man

32 J: I got the blues!

33 J: You should see her mama...

34 J: You wanna talk about the blues

35 Love for sale

36 J: And her big brothers

37 Love for sale

38 J: They locked my ass up one night

39 Love for sale, I got love for sale

40 J: You heard of a shotgun wedding?

41 J: (laugh) Is that what that was?

42 R: That was a shotgun wedding right here

43 J: All right

44 J: Somebody get me a drink!

45 R: Whoa get back!

46 J: Rich?

47 R: What bro?

48 J: I gotta go

49 R: How come man?

50 J: I gotta go home!

51 R: You gotta go home to your woman?

52 J: Ohhh... I gotta go home man

53 J: Just let's, just let's, let's just say that the records done, ok?

54 Love for sale