Social Disease Lyrics - Bon Jovi

1 "Dr. Bon Jovi, report to emergency..."

2 You can read it in the papers

3 In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors

4 But you wouldn't tell no one

5 Your favorite if you could

6 From the White House to the alleys

7 From the President down to Long Tall Sally

8 Can't live with it but

9 You'll die without it - yes you would

10 Senorita's in the kitchen

11 She's a fistful of dynamite

12 You call 911 but you can't stop the fun tonite, it's alright

13 You can't start a fire without a spark

14 But there's something that I guarantee

15 You can't hide when infection starts

16 Because love is a social disease

17 Where you look you can find it

18 Try to run but you're always behind it

19 So you play hide and seek like a blind kid

20 Till you're caught - yeah you're caught

21 So you'll say that you had some

22 But they took it and held it for ransom

23 Were they tall, dark, skinny or

24 Handsome - you won't talk

25 So you telephone your doctor

26 Just to see what pill to take

27 You know there's no prescription

28 Gonna wipe this one away

29 You can't start a fire without a spark

30 But there's something that I guarantee

31 You can't hide when infection starts

32 Because love is a social disease

33 Love is a social disease

34 Love is a social disease

35 Let the boy show you, baby!

36 She's so full of high grade octane

37 She could run the bullet train on 38 Double D's

38 Now you know for sure, you know the cure

39 To make a blind man see

40 You can't start a fire without a spark

41 But there's something that I guarantee

42 You can't hide when infection starts

43 Because love is a social disease

44 Love is a social disease

45 You can't start a fire without a spark

46 But there's something that I guarantee

47 You can't hide when infection starts

48 Because love is a social disease

49 Love is a social disease, baby

50 Love is a social disease

51 Nothing a shot can't cure!