Phat People Lyrics - Childish Gambino

1 [Verse 1: Billy Scafuri]

2 One, two, three, check it out

3 On the road to sandwiches and chicken wings

4 Phat people do phat things

5 Using salt and pepper for their seasonings

6 Phat people do phat things

7 Check it out

8 It's B to the I to the double L-Y

9 My friends all know I'm not an ordinary guy

10 I like little things, like chicken wings

11 BBQ sauce, honey mustard, onion rings

12 And when my cell phone rings it goes jingle-jing

13 I say hello, I say hello, I say who this be?

14 They say it's Fancy Ned, I got a fancy head

15 I'll eat a fancy ass sandwich on some fancy ass bread

16 [Verse 2: Childish Gambino]

17 The wait is over, shut up, bend over

18 I hang with bar stools, I chill with Grover

19 The boy Ebola, my boy phat too

20 And my girl so phat that they call her Oprah

21 I got that green like a bowl of okra

22 Loose change so phat can't fit my sofa

23 I head to the bank, call the shit my grocer

24 It's Sex in the City, get the phat mimosa

25 Me and B, we phat boys, hang with phat girls

26 Driving phat toys, fuck Dan Aykroyd

27 I'm live on a Saturday night

28 I got two phat girls, I'm doing it right

29 Like my name John GoodmanExplain

30 I got the phat crib so I'm doing real good, man

31 And I'm up to no good, man

32 This is how I get phat, call the shit cooking

33 Phat people do phat things

34 [Verse 3: Billy Scafuri]

35 I tip waitresses, I tip scales

36 My style is kind of phat like an Orca whale

37 I'm sipping whole milk as I stare

38 Thinking I can be your Oprah, you can be my Gail

39 Cause I am a phat boy, never been to Bally's

40 Married to this phat life, call me Kirstie Alley

41 Married to the snack life, counting every calorie

42 Might just open up a phat boy art gallery

43 [Verse 4: Childish Gambino & Billy Scafuri]

44 What else you do, B?

45 I'll make it easy

46 What else you do, B?

47 For girls to squeeze me

48 I'm phat but my numbers run

49 Listen son, I'mma show them how it's done

50 When my swagger weighs a ton

51 Stickin' straws inside of girls, you can call me the Capri Sun

52 [Verse 5: Childish Gambino]

53 I make the girls drip, so I guess I eat Gushers

54 Screaming out yeah like I'm eating out Usher

55 In your dad's bedroom where I fuck you

56 Knockin' on the door, so you're screaming out "nothing"

57 But they all know it's something

58 You didn't think I'd tear the pussy up, did you pumpkin?

59 But better and better like Benjamin Button

60 [Verse 6: Billy Scafuri]

61 I hang out with Chester Cheeto

62 Cooler than the ranch on your Dorito

63 Hotter than the peppers in your burrito

64 Getting cheddar and cream, if you know what I mean

65 [Verse 7: Childish Gambino]

66 Yeah, I know what you mean, home girl mistaken

67 She think Gambino won't bring home bacon

68 Or bring home Swiss cheese, my dough got holes

69 Cause all these hoes want shoes and nice clothes

70 They want the Macy's, the Neiman Marcus

71 The Fendi purses, the Gucci parkas

72 I know you want it, don't get me started

73 They see Gambino and they act retarded

74 Phat people do phat things

75 [Outro: Billy Scafuri]

76 Eat snacks, mother fucker, eat snacks

77 Eat snacks, mother fucker, eat snacks

78 Eat snacks coming out of packs

79 Guaranteed to put a little fat on your back

80 Eat snacks