Join The Gang Lyrics - David Bowie

1 Let me introduce you to the gang

2 Johnny plays the sitar, he's an existentialist

3 Once he had a name, now he plays our game

4 You won't feel so good now that you've joined the gang

5 Molly is the model in the ads

6 Crazy clothes and acid full of soul and crazy hip

7 Someone switched her on, then her beam went wrong

8 Cause she can't switch off now that she's joined the gang

9 Arthur is a singer with a band

10 Arthur drinks two bottles just before he goes on stage

11 Look at Arthur rave, all the kids are paid

12 They want to see the croaking man who joined the gang

13 You won't be alone, we've all got beery grins

14 It's a big illusion but at least you're in

15 At least you're in

16 This club's called The Webb, it's this month's pick

17 Next month we shall find a place where prices aren't so stiff

18 15 bob a coke, 'fraid that's past a joke

19 This is how to spend now that you've joined the gang

20 This is what to do now that you're here

21 Sit round doing nothing all together very fast

22 Psychedelic stars, throwing down cigars

23 They're picking up the joints now that they've joined the gang