Rubber Band Lyrics - David Bowie

1 Rubber Band

2 There's a rubber band that plays tunes out of tune

3 In the library garden Sunday afternoon

4 While a little chappie waves a golden wand

5 Rubber Band

6 In 1910, I was so handsome and so strong

7 My moustache was stiffly waxed and one foot long

8 And I loved a girl while you played teatime tunes

9 Dear Rubber Band, you're playing my tune out of tune, oh

10 Rubber Band

11 Won't you play your haunting theme again to me?

12 While I eat my scones and drink my cup of tea

13 The sun is warm but it's a lonely afternoon

14 Oh, play that theme

15 Rubber Band

16 How I wish that I could join your Rubber Band

17 We could play in library parks throughout the land

18 And one Sunday afternoon, I'd find my love

19 Rubber Band

20 In the '14-'18 war I went to sea

21 Thought my Sunday love was waiting home for me

22 And now she's married to the leader of the band, oh

23 (spoken)

24 Oh sob, I hope you break your baton