Drunk On A Plane Lyrics - Dierks Bentley

1 I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon

2 A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun

3 I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A

4 I'm getting drunk on a plane

5 I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy

6 'Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me

7 Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays

8 I'm getting drunk on a plane

9 Buyin' drinks for everybody

10 But the pilot, it's a party

11 Got this seven thirty seven rocking like a G6

12 Stewardess is somethin' sexy

13 Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey

14 Told her about my condition

15 Got a little mile-high flight attention

16 It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds

17 I'm up so high, I may never come down

18 I'll try anything to drown out the pain

19 They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

20 We had this date marked on the calendar forever

21 We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together

22 I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake

23 So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

24 Buyin' drinks for everybody

25 But the pilot, it's a party

26 Got this seven thirty seven rocking like a G6

27 Stewardess is somethin' sexy

28 Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey

29 Told her about my condition

30 Got a little mile-high flight attention

31 It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds

32 I'm up so high, I may never come down

33 I'll try anything to drown out the pain

34 They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

35 On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class

36 So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass

37 And when we land I'll call her up and tell her "kiss my ass"

38 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

39 Buyin' drinks for everybody

40 But the pilot, it's a party

41 Got this seven thirty seven rocking like a G6

42 Stewardess is somethin' sexy

43 Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey

44 Told her about my condition

45 Got a little mile-high flight attention

46 It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds

47 I'm up so high, I may never come down

48 I'll try anything to drown out the pain

49 They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

50 I'm getting drunk on a plane

51 I might be passed out

52 In the baggage claim

53 But right now

54 I'm drunk on a plane