I'm Gettin' Stoned Lyrics - Eric Church

1 Read it in the paper

2 Marked the date on the wall

3 To remind myself to celebrate

4 The day I lose it all

5 They made plans to be together

6 I made plans to be alone

7 She got a rock

8 I’m gettin’ stoned

9 Damn right I’ve got objections

10 But it’s awful too late now

11 Yeah, the cans are on the limo

12 And the rice is on the ground

13 They’re headed for the islands

14 But hell I’m already gone

15 She got a rock

16 I’m gettin’ stoned

17 Here’s to happy ever after

18 And here’s to balls and chains

19 And Here’s to all us haters

20 Of old lovers new last names

21 And here’s to holdin’ up

22 And gettin’ right where I belong

23 She got a rock

24 I’m gettin’ stoned

25 Yeah I knew that it was over

26 When I heard those wedding bells

27 That preacher was my jailer

28 Now this bottle is my bail

29 So much for all that prayin’

30 Her I do would be I don’t

31 She got a rock

32 I’m gettin’ stoned

33 Here’s to happy ever after

34 And here’s to balls and chains

35 And here’s to all us haters

36 Of old lovers new last names

37 And here’s to holdin’ up

38 And gettin’ right where I belong

39 She got a rock

40 I’m gettin’ stoned

41 So to hell with her and him

42 And the white horse the rode out on

43 She got a rock

44 I’m gettin’ stoned

45 Yeah she got a rock

46 Ha ha ha

47 I’m gettin’ stoned

48 Yeah I’m gettin’ stoned

49 Yeeaahhh come on