Pledge Allegiance To The Hag Lyrics - Eric Church

1 There's a little dive on a dead-end road

2 Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole

3 Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar

4 An' get loud an' rowdy on PBR

5 But at the top of every hour, man, you can hear a pin drop

6 As ol' Jack drops in a quarter an' plays Merle on the jukebox, an' we stop

7 An' tip our hats

8 An' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer

9 They say country's fadin'

10 But we're still wavin' that flag around here

11 An' when it's time to go, you know you're welcome back

12 Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag

13 When the weekend comes an' the weather's clear

14 There's a high spot fifteen miles from here

15 Where you can always find a few dusty trucks

16 With the windows down an' the radio up

17 We sit there poppin' tops, shootin' bull an' singin' songs

18 But you can bet your boots that when Haggard comes on

19 We tip our hats

20 An' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer

21 They say country's fadin'

22 But we're still wavin' that flag around here

23 An' when it's time to go, you know you're welcome back

24 Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag

25 One of these days when my time has come

26 You can take me back to where I'm from

27 Put me on a westbound train

28 An' ship me off in the pourin' rain

29 Don't cry for me when I'm gone

30 Just put a quarter in the jukebox an' sing me back home

31 An' tip your hats

32 An' raise your glasses of cold, cold beer

33 They say country's fadin'

34 But just keep wavin' that flag around here

35 An' I know, it'll keep on comin' back

36 Long as people pledge allegiance

37 Where folks still pledge allegiance

38 I pledge allegiance to the Hag