Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On a Bad Bet Lyrics - Fall Out Boy

1 Mr. Sandman showing his beam

2 When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen

3 Surfed out brain waves flick back and forth

4 Like old headlights sniffing model glue again

5 Head like a steel trap

6 Wish I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't

7 I don't just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness

8 Does your husband know the way

9 That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

10 Does he know the way

11 Does he know the way

12 Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

13 But I will never end up like him

14 Behind my back I already am

15 Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

16 The last time you came through

17 Oh darling, I know what you're going through

18 The last time you came through

19 Oh darling

20 Oh darling

21 Oh darling

22 Aw

23 Tempest in a teacup, get unique

24 Peroxide princes shine like shark teeth

25 It's a sign ''(it's a sign)''

26 It's a sign ''(it's a sign)''

27 It's a sign-what if you peaked early?

28 Does your husband know the way

29 That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

30 Does he know the way

31 Does he know the way

32 Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

33 Does he

34 Does he know the way I worship our love?

35 Does your husband know the way

36 That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

37 But I will never end up like him

38 Behind my back I already am

39 Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

40 The last time you came through

41 Oh darling, I know what you're going through

42 The last time you came through

43 Oh darling

44 Oh darling

45 Oh darling

46 Does your husband know?

47 Does your husband know?

48 Does your husband know?

49 Does he know, does he know, does he know? Oh, oh, oh

50 But I will never end up like him

51 Behind my back I already am

52 Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

53 The last time you came through

54 Oh darling, I know what you're going through