I Write Sins Not Tragedies Lyrics - Fall Out Boy

1 Oh

2 Well imagine,

3 As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

4 And I can't help but to hear

5 No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:

6 "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to the waiter,

7 "And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."

8 I chime in with a,

9 "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door?!"

10 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

11 With a sense of poise and rationality.

12 I chime in,

13 "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door?!"

14 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

15 With a sense of...

16 Oh, Well in fact

17 Well I'll look at this way

18 I mean technically our marriage is saved

19 Well this calls for

20 A toast so

21 Pour the champagne

22 Oh! Well in fact

23 Well I'll look at it this way

24 I mean technically our marriage is saved

25 Well this calls for a toast

26 So pour the champagne, pour the champagne!

27 I chime in with a

28 "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door?!"

29 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

30 With a sense of poise and rationality

31 I chime in

32 "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door?!"

33 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

34 With a sense of

35 Poise and Rationality!

36 I chime in

37 "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door?!"

38 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

39 With a sense of poise and rationality

40 I chime in

41 "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door?!"

42 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

43 With a sense of

44 Poise and rationality! Again...