Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat) Lyrics - Goo Goo Dolls

1 Things don't look too good to me

2 I feel I'm out of luck (stop it!)

3 And all because of swollen glands

4 And just one stupid fuck

5 This wacko came from Alabama and

6 That's not where it's at

7 And now your jock's been chasing me round

8 With a great big baseball bat

9 Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass

10 Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no!

11 Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass

12 Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no!

13 Well I was in the mood for some love in bulk

14 Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk

15 And this here dude he was an uncool cat

16 And he beat me bout' my head with a baseball bat

17 (ouch... shit! 1-2-3-4)

18 Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass

19 Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no!

20 Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass

21 Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no!

22 Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass

23 Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no!

24 Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass

25 Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no!

26 When I got up from being beat to the ground

27 I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound

28 And I was aghast at what I found

29 The latest social disease that's been going around

30 (oh, no... fuck! 1, 2, 3, 4)

31 I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

32 I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

33 I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch

34 I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

35 I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

36 I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch

37 I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

38 I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

39 I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch

40 I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

41 I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

42 I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch!

43 (ah, it's over!)