Hitchin' a Ride Lyrics - Green Day

1 Hey mister, where you headed?

2 Are you in a hurry?

3 I need a lift to happy hour

4 I say oh no

5 Do you brake for distilled spirits?

6 I need a break as well

7 The well that inebriates the guilt

8 One, two, one, two, three, four

9 Cold turkey's getting stale

10 Tonight I'm eating crow

11 Fermented salmonella

12 Poison oak, no

13 There's a drought at the fountain of youth

14 And I'm dehydrating

15 My tongue is swelling up, I said

16 One, two, one, two, three, four

17 Troubled times

18 You know I cannot lie

19 I'm off the wagon

20 And I'm hitchin' a ride

21 There's a drought at the fountain of youth

22 And I'm dehydrated

23 My tongue is swelling up

24 I said... Shit!

25 Troubled times

26 You know I cannot lie

27 I'm off the wagon

28 And I'm hitchin' a ride

29 Don't know where I'm going, hitchin' a ride

30 Don't know where I'm going, hitchin' a ride

31 Don't know where I'm going, hitchin' a ride

32 Don't know where I'm going, hitchin' a ride

33 Don't know where I'm going, hitchin' a ride

34 Don't know where I'm going, hitchin' a ride

35 Don't know where I'm going, hitchin' a ride

36 Say birthday boys, hey!