Illest Motherfucker Alive Lyrics - Jay-Z & Kanye West

1 *3 Minute Pause*

2 [Intro: Kanye West]

3 1985 white Lamborghini Countach, 2 of 'em

4 [Hook: Kanye]

5 I need a slow motion video right now

6 Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion

7 Feeling like Hype Williams shooting a nigga

8 Shooting a nigga, hey, hey, hey

9 I need a slow motion video right now, ay, ay

10 [Verse 1: Kanye]

11 Damn baby pussy can't be your only hustle

12 Unless you bad as Naomi Russell

13 I mean a lot of niggas got money

14 So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell

15 Russell Brand, Russell Crowe

16 Zero Zero Zero Zero, a whole lot of 0's

17 What you after, actor money?

18 You in line behind currency, yeah you after money

19 Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes

20 Got staples on my dick (why?) fuckin' centerfolds

21 And I swear to God they so cold

22 Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes

23 I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome

24 She got her fur too, we got our his-and-her on

25 Don't look at the jewelry, or get your blurr on

26 Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose

27 Get back, you overclose

28 Oh no, the hood was strugglin'

29 But then I blessed them with that Polo

30 Niggas was making music and then my first solo...

31 Collo Drolo sponsered by Manalo

32 She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos

33 Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed

34 Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos

35 Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed

36 [Hook: Kanye & Jay-Z]

37 Take it how you want til a nigga dead

38 Til then I'm the illest motherfucker alive

39 Whole world aiming at a nigga head

40 Because I'm the illest motherfucker alive

41 [Verse 2: Jay-Z]

42 King HOV, I'm exactly what the fuck you think

43 11 in a row, Bill Russell rings

44 Michael Jordan swag, yall think Michael Jordan bad

45 Nigga, I got 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had!

46 Elvis has left the building, now I'm on the Beatles ass

47 Niggas hear Watch The Throne, yeah it's like the Beatles back

48 Bey Bey my Yoko Ono, Rih Rih complete my family

49 Imagine how that's goin look front row at the Grammys

50 Fuck your awards like Eddie Murphy's couch

51 Da Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house

52 I don't even know what we doing here

53 Seems to me a complete waste of gear

54 Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles

55 Niggas fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models

56 Got the oversized Rolley let me show the how to do it

57 When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music

58 Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses my house like a museum

59 So I see em when I'm peeing

60 Usually you have this much taste you European

61 That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga never again

62 Know when to leave when the heat is coming I learned that

63 This is where DeNiro would be if he ain't turn back

64 Fuck Sosa, this HOV-a: this is real life

65 This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like

66 [Hook: Kanye]

67 I need a slow motion video right now

68 Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion

69 Feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga, shooting a nigga, hey, hey, hey

70 I need a slow motion video right now, ay, ay

71 [Outro: Kid Cudi]

72 I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion (x5)