D**k in a Box Lyrics - Justin Timberlake

1 Hey, girl

2 I got something real important to give you

3 So just sit down

4 And listen

5 Girl, you know we been together

6 Such a long, long time

7 (Such a long time)

8 And now I'm ready

9 To lay it on the line

10 Well, you know it's Christmas

11 And my heart is open wide

12 (Open wide)

13 Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

14 (What's on my mind)

15 A gift real special

16 So take off the top

17 Take a look inside

18 It's my dick in a box

19 (It's in a box)

20 Not gonna get you a diamond ring

21 That sort of gift don't mean anything

22 Not gonna get you a fancy car

23 Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star

24 Not gonna get you a house in the hills

25 A girl like you needs something real

26 I wanna get you something from the heart

27 (Something special, girl)

28 It's my dick in a box!

29 My dick in a box, babe

30 It's my dick in a box!

31 (Ooh)

32 My dick in a box, girl

33 See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl

34 And I got just the one

35 Something to show you that you are second to none

36 To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

37 It's easy to do

38 Just follow these steps:

39 One:

40 Cut a hole in a box

41 Two:

42 Put your junk in that box

43 Three:

44 Make her open the box

45 And that's the way you do it

46 It's my dick in a box!

47 My dick in a box, babe

48 It's my dick in a box!

49 (Oh)

50 My dick in a box, girl

51 Christmas

52 Dick in a box

53 Hanukkah

54 Dick in a box!

55 Kwanzaa

56 A dick in a box

57 Every single holiday, a dick in a box

58 Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box

59 Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box

60 Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box

61 Yeah

62 A dick in a box

63 Dick in a box

64 Dick in a box