Illest Motherf**ker Alive Lyrics - Kanye West

1 1985 white Lamborghini countach, two of 'em

2 I need a slow motion video right now

3 Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion

4 Feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga

5 Shooting a nigga, hey hey hey

6 I need a slow motion video right now ay ay

7 Damn baby pussy can't be your only hustle

8 Unless you bad as Naomi Russell

9 I mean a lot of niggas got money

10 So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell

11 Russell brand, Russell crow

12 Zero zero zero zero, a whole lot of 0's

13 What you after, actor money?

14 You in line behind currency, yeah you after money

15 Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes

16 Got staples on my dick (why) fuckin' centerfolds

17 And I swear to god they so cold

18 Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes

19 I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome

20 She got her fur too, we get our his and her on

21 Don't look at the jewelry, or get your blur on

22 Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose

23 Get back, you over close

24 Oh no, the hood was strugglin'

25 But then I blessed them with that polo

26 Niggas was making music and then my first solo

27 Collo Drolo sponsored by Manolo

28 She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos

29 Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed

30 Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos

31 Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed

32 Take it how you want til a nigga dead

33 (til then I'm the illest motherfucer alive)

34 Whole world aiming at a nigga head

35 (because I'm the illest motherfucker alive)

36 Yeah yeah uh huh hold up

37 King Hov, I'm exactly what the fuck you think

38 Eleven in a row, Bill Russell rings, Michael Jordan swag

39 Y'all think Michael Jordan bad

40 Nigga I got a 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had

41 Elvis has left the building now I'm on the Beatles ass

42 Niggas hear watch the throne,

43 Yeah it's like the Beatles back

44 Bey' Bey' my yoko ono,

45 Rih' Rih' complete the family

46 Imagine how that's gon' look front row at the Grammys

47 Fuck your awards like Eddie Morphy's couch

48 The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house

49 I don't even know what we doing here

50 Seems to me a complete waste of gear

51 Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles

52 Niggas fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models

53 Got the oversized Rolley let me show the how to do it

54 When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music

55 Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses

56 My house like a museum, so I see 'em when I'm peeing

57 Usually you have this much taste you European

58 That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga never again

59 Know when to leave when the heat is coming, I learned that

60 This is where De Niro would be if he ain't turn back

61 Fuck Sosa, this Hova this is real life

62 This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like

63 I need a slow motion video right now

64 Cause I'm moving in slow motion slow motion

65 Feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga

66 Shooting a nigga hey hey hey

67 I need a slow motion video right now ay ay