New Workout Plan Lyrics - Kanye West

1 You just popped in the Kanye West

2 Get right for the summer workout tape

3 And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly

4 You might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player

5 Man, at least a dude wit' a car

6 So first of all we gon' work on the stomach

7 Nobody wants a little tight ass!

8 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and

9 Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this

10 Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave

11 Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed

12 Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed

13 It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited

14 Tell me who's invited, you, your friends and my dick

15 What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me

16 So excuse me miss, I forgot your name

17 Thank you, God bless you, good night I came,

18 I came,

19 I came,

20 [Chorus]

21 It's been a week without me

22 And she feel weak without me

23 She wanna talk it out but

24 Ain't nothin' to talk about

25 'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out

26 Then maybe we can work it out

27 Work it out (Come on) [Repeat: x4]

28 Work it out now

29 Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)

30 Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette

31 My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet

32 Ooh girl your breath is HARSH

33 Cover your mouth up like you got SARS

34 Off them tracks yea I bought them cars

35 Still killa a nigga on 16 bars

36 We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat

37 Maybe one day girl we can bone

38 So you can brag to all your homies now

39 But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit

40 Girl

41 1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz

42 Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8

43 All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates

44 You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating

45 Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas

46 [Chorus]

47 Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to

48 Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player

49 And like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive

50 I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!

51 My name is Asandra, and I just want to say

52 That ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

53 I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's

54 Put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to

55 Cancun

56 And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray

57 Ray's

58 Broke ass no mo'

59 (Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo, Chi-town mo' let's go mo')

60 My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama

61 And I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

62 I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide

63 And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane

64 Thanks to Kanye's workout plan

65 I'm the envy of all my friends

66 See I pulled me a baller man (yeah)

67 And I don't gotta work at the mall again

68 (Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)

69 My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)

70 I wanna see you work out (yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

71 Yeah)

72 (It's that old Michael Jackson shit)

73 That's right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk

74 Get your salad, no dessert

75 Get that man you deserve

76 It's Kanye's workout plan

77 I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)

78 It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)

79 His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y'all to clap

80 Like this)

81 That's right put in work

82 Move your ass, go wizzerk

83 Eat your salad, no dessert

84 Get that man you deserve (Stop!)

85 It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok bring)

86 I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired)

87 It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not, cause on this one I need ya)

88 His workout plan (to give me a soul clap OK? double time)

89 That's right put in work (Woo!)

90 Move your ass, go wizzerk (Ow!

91 Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)

92 Get that man you deserve

93 That's right put in work (Put in work)

94 Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)

95 Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)

96 Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)

97 That's right put in work (That's right put in work)

98 Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)

99 Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)

100 Get that man you deserve (Woo!)

101 (Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good)

102 (I appreciate your time)

103 I want to see you work out for me

104 Whoa yeah