School Spirit Skit 1 Lyrics - Kanye West

1 Now beat that.

2 And your mother's sayin' go to college

3 So you finish college and it's wonderful

4 You feel so good.

5 Now after all the partying and crazin',

6 And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school bein' around your peers

7 Hey! Now you'll get that 25 thous job a year

8 And you'll spend all your money on crack-cocaine

9 But it'll be your money.

10 No more borrowing from mom for my high

11 So now you get your degree tattooed on your back you're so excited about it

12 If you continue to work at the Gap

13 After several interviews

14 Oh My God, you'll come in at an entry level position

15 And when you do that, if you kiss enough ass

16 You'll move up to the next level,

17 Which is bein' a secretary's secretary!

18 And boy is that great.

19 You get to take messages for the secretary who never went to college

20 She's actually the boss's niece!

21 So now you're part of the family

22 You know what college does for you?

23 It makes you really smart man.

24 All you kids wanted talk in the back of the class?

25 Not me, I listened, OK

26 I was a hall-monitor.

27 It was meant to be.

28 You know how many classes I took?

29 Extra classes, extra classes

30 No I've never had sex!

31 But ya know what?

32 My degree keeps me satisfied.

33 When a lady walked wit' me she say

34 Ya know what's sexy?

35 No I don't know what it is

36 But I bet I could add up all the change in your purse,

37 Very fast