The New Workout Plan Lyrics - Kanye West

1 You just popped in the Kanye West Get Right for the Summer workout tape

2 And ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly

3 You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player

4 Man, at least a dude with a car

5 So first of all we gonna work on the stomach, nobody wants a little tight ass

6 One and two and three and four and get them sit-ups right and

7 Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this

8 Give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave

9 Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed

10 Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed

11 It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited

12 "Tell me who's invited," You, your friends and my dick

13 What's scary to me, Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me

14 So excuse me miss, I forgot your name

15 Thank you, God bless you, good night I came

16 I came, I came

17 It's been a week without me and she feel weak without me

18 She wanna talk it out but ain't nothing to talk about unless

19 She talkin' about freakin' out then maybe we can work it out (Come on)

20 Work it out (Come on)

21 Work it out (Come on)

22 Work it out (Come on)

23 Work it out now

24 Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)

25 Ooh girl, your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette

26 My name Kanye from the Jigga set

27 Twista said get it wet

28 Ooh girl, your breath is harsh

29 Cover your mouth up like you got SARS

30 Off them tracks yea I bought them cars

31 Still kill a nigga on sixteen bars

32 We ain't sweatin' to the oldies, we jukin' to a cold beat

33 Maybe one day girl we can bone

34 So you can brag to all your homies now

35 But I still mess with a big girl

36 If you ain't fit girl, I'll still hit girl

37 One and you brought two friends

38 Okay three more now, hop in the Benz

39 Four door, do you know the difference between a five, six, seven, eight?

40 All the mocha lattes, you gotta do pilates

41 You gotta pop this tape in before you start back-dating

42 Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballers

43 It's been a week without me and she feel weak without me

44 She wanna talk it out but ain't nothing to talk about unless

45 She talkin' about freakin' out then maybe we can work it out (Come on)

46 Work it out (Come on)

47 Work it out (Come on)

48 Work it out (Come on)

49 Work it out now

50 Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)

51 '''Jill:'''

52 Hi my name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan

53 I was able to pull a NBA player and like now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive

54 I just want to say, thank you Kanye

55 Woo, woo, woo, woo

56 '''Lasandra:'''

57 My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

58 I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's

59 Put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun

60 And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's broke ass no mo'

61 '''Kanye West:'''

62 Work it (out), juge it (out)

63 Pump it (out), Chi-town (out)

64 Let's go (out)

65 '''Ella-Mae:'''

66 My name is Ella-Mae from Mobile, Alabama

67 And I just wanna say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

68 I've been able to date outside the family

69 I got a double wide and I rode the plane, rode the plane

70 Rode the plane, rode the plane

71 '''Jill, Lasandra, Ella-Mae, and Kanye West:'''

72 Thanks to Kanye's workout plan

73 I'm the envy of all my friends

74 See, I pulled me a baller man (Yeah)

75 And I don't gotta work at the mall again

76 '''Kanye West:'''

77 (Lemme break ya with a piece of)

78 My favorite work out plan (Oh, oh, oh)

79 I wanna see you work out (Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah)

80 (It's like that old Michael Jackson shit)

81 That's right put in work (Oh)

82 Move your ass, go berserk (Okay)

83 Get your salad, no dessert

84 Get that man you deserve

85 It's Kanye's workout plan

86 I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)

87 It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)

88 His workout plan (This time around I want y'all to clap like this)

89 That's right, put in work

90 Move your ass, go berserk

91 Eat your salad, no dessert

92 Get that man you deserve (Stop)

93 It's Kanye's workout plan (Okay break)

94 I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired)

95 It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not, 'cause on this one I need y'all)

96 His workout plan (To give me a soul clap okay?)

97 (Double time)

98 That's right put in work (Woo)

99 Move your ass, go berserk (Ow)

100 Eat your salad, no dessert (Oh)

101 Get that man you deserve

102 That's right put in work (Put in work)

103 Move your ass, go berserk

104 Eat your salad, no dessert

105 Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)

106 That's right put in work

107 Move your ass, go beserk

108 Eat your salad, no dessert

109 Get that man you deserve (Woo)

110 (Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good)

111 (I appreciate your time)

112 I want to see you work out for me

113 Whoa yeah

114 It's good, it's good

115 (Yo)