Michael Jordan Lyrics - Kendrick Lamar

1 [female]

2 I used to want to be like Michael Jordan

3 Figured I would hit the NBA and make me a fortune

4 [Chorus 1: Kendrick Lamar]

5 Uh, every time I'm in my city I be hacking like my shit don't stink

6 Used to clean my Rollie chain with alcohol in the sink

7 Riding round with niggas that I grew up with since McNair

8 Bumping "Me Against the World", hello world, Kendrick here

9 And I'm too/two much for these niggas, I'm three much for these hoes

10 I'm too/two much for these niggas, I'm three much for these hoes

11 I'm too/two much for these niggas, I'm three much for these hoes

12 Wayne told me that, and that's just how it goes

13 Michael Jordan

14 Bounce-bounce hoe, bounce-bounce

15 [Kendrick Lamar]

16 This shit make a nigga wanna get some bread or bust a head

17 or fuck my enemy's bitch, acting bad and getting rich

18 Pull up on them twenty-sixes, I'm a vanity slave

19 I'm a sinner, Jesus Christ, please forgive me for my ways

20 I don't know why your bitch wanna fuck me

21 and I don't know why you fuck niggas can't see

22 I'm a Comp-town representer, concrete backflipper

23 A.K.A. that nigga, don't worry

24 I don't know why your bitch wanna fuck me

25 and I don't know why you fuck niggas can't see

26 This is HiiiPoWeR, since the Eddie Bower I've been popular

27 I'm popping now, every other hour, paparazzi come

28 You jocking her, let her be a hoe, why you stopping though?

29 We stopping the traffic, what you know bout them hockey pucks?

30 Skating on 'em, why you hating on 'em? You should learn from 'em

31 See too many of y'all getting money, know my turn coming

32 I don't know why your bitch wanna fuck me

33 and I don't know why... "Hey, wait a minute motherfucker"

34 [Chorus 2: Kendrick Lamar]

35 Every time I'm in my city I be feeling like my shit don't stink

36 Used to clean my Rollie chain with alcohol in the sink

37 Riding round with niggas that I grew up with since McNair

38 Bumping "Me Against the World", hello world, Kendrick here

39 And I'm too/two much for these niggas, I'm three much for these hoes

40 I'm too/two much for these niggas, I'm three much for these hoes

41 I'm too/two much for these niggas, I'm three much for these hoes

42 Wayne told me that, and that's just how it goes

43 Michael Jordan bitch, Michael Jordan bitch

44 Michael Jordan bitch, Michael Jordan bitch

45 That means I'm too/two much for these niggas, I'm three much for these hoes

46 Wayne told me that, and that's just how it goes

47 [Kendrick Lamar]

48 Man, the game chose me, what am I to do?

49 Only thing I did wrong was make it possible

50 I diddy bop and make them titties pop

51 Out there on my bumper like a city cop

52 Walking down to Fred Segal, put my girl on it

53 Ass so fat, probably sit the world on it

54 Ay, pussy crazy, pussy crazy

55 You fuck niggas, you pussies crazy

56 Man, I know I can't tell you bout the world homie

57 But I know I can tell you bout your girl homie

58 Her pussy's crazy, her pussy crazy

59 I fucked nigga, I know you hate me

60 I know they pay me, too much of attention

61 Bring my name up, it gotta be mentioned

62 I need me an engine that go real fast

63 Call it "Haul of Fame", once it haul ass

64 Give me tall glass, Coconut Ciroc

65 Please no soda pop, I make my solo pop

66 Life's a bitch, her pussy crazy

67 But I make that pussy pay me

68 [Chorus 2]

69 [Schoolboy Q]

70 I remember tripping, walking through the set like my Glock don't think

71 Grandma in the kitchen, neck bones in the sink

72 I don't know why your bitch wanna fuck me

73 and I don't why you sucker niggas can't see

74 I'm from Hoover mayne, high as Supermayne, shit you Lois Lane

75 You pussy mayne with the pussy game, shit we off the chain

76 We popping ay, fortune, not the fame, shit you backwards mayne

77 You chasing hoes, we replacing those, bag and pass them hoes

78 Your broad that chose, yes she moving on, yep we do it wrong

79 We fuck the homes, fuck the center home, marijuana strong

80 You know I'm gone, turn my swagger on, am I swagged enough?

81 My paper long, yep you left alone, you gets none fucks

82 Leaning off the Actavis, passing blunts round and round

83 Told Mary/merry was a (go), so we passed her (round) and (round)

84 Your bitch texted me, wants it now, so I had to knock her down

85 Work her bouncing on my balls, slinging dick up from the mouth

86 You let it slide, I hit home-runs, clean her dugout till I'm done

87 I can be her number two and you can be her number one

88 Her pussy's crazy, her pussy's crazy

89 You fuck niggas

90 [Chorus 2]