I Want My Rib Back Lyrics - Kenny Chesney

1 Now the Bible tells a story 'bout Adam's rib

2 How the Lord made a woman for companionship

3 Hell the first thing she did

4 Was take a bite of the forbidden fruit

5 I guess we'll be paying 'til the end of time

6 At least that's how it is with that woman of mine

7 Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

8 Now this is wrong and baby that ain't right

9 I'm tryin' to please that woman day and night

10 She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can

11 This has gotta change or honey I'm gonna leave

12 I won't let evolution make a monkey out of me

13 Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

14 There's been a hole in my wallet and a pain in my side

15 Ever since I made that girl my blushin' bride

16 Her daddy calls her angel and her momma calls her three times a night

17 Her cousin's on my sofa, her sisters got my car

18 Her brother's drinkin' my liquor like my house was a bar

19 Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

20 Well now, this is wrong and baby that ain't right

21 I'm workin tryin to please that woman day and night

22 She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can

23 This has gotta change or honey I'm gonna leave

24 I won't let evolution make a monkey out of me

25 Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

26 Oh Lord I think I want my rib back