Mary Jane Holland Lyrics - Lady Gaga

1 Lady of the 'Dam

2 Won't be a slave to the blonde

3 Or the culture of the popular

4 (She won't, she won't)

5 Sing at you, I'll

6 Fly under radar tonight

7 Make deals with every devil in sight

8 (I will, I will)

9 'Cause I love-love, 'cause I love-love

10 You better than, you better than

11 My darkest sin

12 Russian hookers and cheap gin

13 I think that I could be fine

14 If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

15 I think we'd have a good time

16 If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight

17 Mary! Jane! Holland! (Ooh-hoo!)

18 (Puff in,) Mary! (puff out!) Jane! Holland! (Ooh-hoo!)

19 I don't like to boast

20 But our truffles are the most

21 Mad-magical in Amsterdam

22 (She won't, she won't)

23 So if you have fear

24 Apollo sit on my lyre, and

25 Play him like a piano, man

26 (I will, I will)

27 'Cause I love-love, 'cause I love-love

28 You better than, you better than

29 My darkest sin

30 Russian hookers and cheap gin

31 I think that I could be fine

32 If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

33 I think we'd have a good time

34 If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight

35 Mary! Jane! Holland! (Ooh-hoo!)

36 (Puff in,) Mary! (puff out!) Jane! Holland! (Ooh-hoo!)

37 I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess

38 But it's alright, because I am rich as piss

39 When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth

40 The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout

41 ''Introducing, ladies and gentlemen... Mary Jane Holland!''

42 I think that I could be fine

43 If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

44 I think we'd have a good time

45 If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight

46 Mary! Jane! Holland! (Ooh-hoo!)

47 (Puff in,) Mary! (puff out!) Jane! Holland! (Ooh-hoo!)

48 Mary! Jane! Holland! (Ooh-hoo!)

49 Mary! Jane! Holland! (Ooh-hoo!)