Attached At The Hip Lyrics - Lil Dicky

1 [Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

2 I gotta problem with ma dick

3 Been hatin on him since I was a kid

4 Way before I ever put him in a bitch

5 Goin back y'all

6 Never wanna trash talk

7 So I made a track we could rap on

8 Keep us intact

9 And I know the fact is that you jewish

10 But I don't want no excuses for ya size

11 I know hella jewish guys who grew up between them thighs but no

12 You actin like you was four

13 You haven't changed since we young

14 It's sad you that immature

15 And I don't get it, I'm getting bitches, get you in kittens other dicks would die for

16 But I'm barely hittin it, when a minutes ya high score

17 And now it's real bad

18 Cuz you ain't movin on

19 You twenty something and still live above ya two balls

20 I been getting nine to five's, but I been keepin us wit bitches that was tryn to ride

21 But you a mafuckin fiend, and it's mean, we supposed to be a team

22 You a dick, but I wish I had a penis

23 [Hook: Lil Dicky]

24 And this about a dick

25 Who never took the time to grow

26 And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole

27 And I ain't lovin butting heads like this

28 But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit

29 And I ain't feelin bad

30 And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems

31 But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em

32 Cuz you and I, we attached at the hip

33 So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick

34 [Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

35 Hold up Dicky you ain't really mean it

36 You got the nerve to tell me you the one mistreated

37 I don't believe it, it's nuffin but egregious

38 Cuz I'm the one that's been getting beaten

39 Obscenely in this mafucka right now

40 Das a fact, and ma homies from ma sack'll have ma back

41 You wackin me every mothafuckin day

42 You acting like it's okay

43 But imagine waking up feelin' afraid

44 I'm prayin you stop abusing, but you confused

45 If you blame me for the ejacs

46 This about your brain I came because I react

47 Hope that you concede that

48 Cuz it's on you, need to distract

49 What can I do, if you never relax

50 You see it's actually you that's in control all our faculties

51 The pre-ejaculatory crap is a sorely inaccurate

52 Acting like you was deploring me

53 Warranted insecurity

54 Scoring, ignoring the forming

55 Of your own immaturity (not true)

56 And now the prematurity's on ma head

57 But you know damn well it should be up on yours instead

58 But if you loved and accepted me then that wouldn't be a problem

59 Instead I'm in a dick numbing condom

60 [Hook 2: Lil Dicky]

61 And this about a kid

62 Who never took the time to grow

63 And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole

64 And I ain't lovin butting heads like this

65 But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit

66 And I ain't feelin bad

67 And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems

68 But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em

69 Cuz you and I we attached at the hip

70 So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now kid

71 [Verse 3: Lil Dicky]

72 Dicky:

73 Wow, I think you need to get a grip dude

74 Dick:

75 I'd say the same, but I'm betting that you will soon

76 Dicky:

77 Real funny dick, I can't even stomach this

78 How you gonn act like I'm wacking ya shit for nuffin

79 He frontin up in this mothafucka, bluffin on the beat

80 Wouldn't beat him without a reason he sung it incomplete

81 Dick:

82 Tell me why then

83 Dicky:

84 Why you always tucked in ma jeans

85 It's cuz Im wit a woodpecker like I'm stuck in a tree

86 Dick:

87 Well I confess I'm erect on occasion

88 But up in the Bahamas --

89 Dicky:

90 Hold up we that was a vacation

91 Dick:

92 Is that what you call it, as I recall

93 You was mauling me day and night

94 Only sex you got was dry, aggressively rubbing fly

95 I was chaffed up. You the fuckin problem dicky wake up

96 Dicky:

97 Well what about the time you wasn't stayin up?

98 I was wit a top 5 dime of ma life

99 Dick:

100 Well you the guy that was drinkin all the goddamn wine

101 Fuck that, you a cold, crooked mafucka, where's your heart

102 Dicky:

103 And you a toad looking muthafucka, Mario Kart

104 Dick:

105 So this is it?

106 Dicky:

107 This is it, you a dick I need a penis

108 Dick:

109 No you a dick, I need a human being

110 [Hook 3: Lil Dicky]

111 So this shit about a kid (dick)

112 Who never took the time to grow

113 And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole

114 And I ain't lovin butting heads like this

115 But you gotta stop fuckin up ma shit

116 And I ain't feelin bad

117 And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems

118 But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em

119 Cuz you and I we attached at the hip

120 So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick