Club NIght Lyrics - Lil Dicky

1 Verse 1

2 Friday fucking night

3 We bout to do this right

4 Dicky rollin to the club, he about to find his wife

5 Cuz he fresher than a kid that called his mom a fuckin ho

6 Bunch a bitches getting low

7 Pimpin you already know

8 Im bout to get up on the flo and then bring chicken to ma crib

9 Getting drunk up in this muthafucka, fuck you think this is?

10 Then I see a bad bitch wit a booty and a half

11 I make a move on that cutie, excuse me do you wanna dance

12 Then she looked at me and laughed

13 Like I didn't have a chance

14 Like I shouldn't even asked

15 So I proceeded to get trashed

16 And I'm at the bar now, and it's so loud

17 But I'm takin shots, and I'm throwin down

18 And I see a pretty lady, so I send her some of that cold brown

19 And she turned around, and then turned it down

20 Because in her words, she don't like to flirt with clowns

21 And I'm alone and pouting, overcrowded, I need to get up out this club

22 Chorus

23 I been inside this club for way too long

24 I wanna leave and eat calzones

25 None of these females wanna bone

26 Ma self esteem is all but gone

27 Verse 2

28 Bout to quit, but I'm bitter I paid that cover

29 So I guess I gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer

30 And I'm sweating like a jew in a multicultural sauna

31 They been playing fuckin dubstep for ten consecutive songs

32 And then I bumped into a guy

33 He was roughly 6 foot 5

34 Pretty sure it was his fault, but I apologized

35 Pretty sure you know the type, probly bankin every night

36 Vodka sprite, lookin round to find a kike that he can fight

37 Or suckerpunch, I'm kinda drunk, and I been in the club for way too long

38 Now I'm up in the corner, all alone, ESPN up on ma phone

39 Ma self esteem is so depleted, such a mess, I'm overheated

40 I regretfully just tweeted some depressing shit, I need to leave this club

41 Chorus:

42 I been inside this club for way too long

43 I wanna leave and eat calzones

44 None of these females wanna bone

45 Ma self esteem is all but gone

46 Verse 3

47 Is this really for the bathroom, are you kidding?

48 This the type of line where people squeeze they dick to prevent pissing

49 When I get inside the stall it's like a yeti had been shitting

50 And there's piss all on the ground, so as I'm wizzing I keep slipping

51 Fuck this hand stamp

52 Club is really damn cramped

53 Fuck it, I'mma suck it up and take another damn chance

54 Ughh, here goes nothing (c'mon D)

55 Ay girlie, what's the word

56 At first glance I may look like a nerd

57 But if you let me, bet D, get thee, all up in the bed so wet like a mafuckan jetski

58 Real rap if you tryna go, then put your name right here up inside ma phone

59 She took bait, no way, typing out her home, she pressed save

60 Walked away, and her name was no?

61 Chorus

62 I been inside this club for way too long

63 I wanna leave and eat calzones

64 None of these females wanna bone

65 Ma self esteem is all but gone