Ham Lyrics - Lil Dicky

1 [Intro: Lil Dicky]

2 Whoa... so hard

3 Jews is never supposed to go H.A.M., but fuck it

4 [Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

5 Okay dat boy D-I-C-K-Y ballin'

6 I been spittin' hella writtens cuz I'm finna get my wallet good

7 Bitches know I holla good

8 Graduated college wit a bag of fucking honors but instead of making dollars

9 I been acting like a kid

10 Rappin' bout my fuckin' dick

11 And what started as a joke became the hottest fuckin' shit

12 Killin' bitches, (Michael Vick), and women you know what this is

13 Semi-colons in my texts, my instant message game is sick (HO!)

14 Fuck that shit, when I rub that bitch

15 When I be up in the club I gotta tuck that dick

16 When I bring a chicken back, and then I fuck that bitch

17 I'mma cum quick, I ain't playin' witcha

18 Ay you know, I'm spittin crack up on the track

19 I'm not attacking all you blacks

20 Who try to rap, but I'm just saying that

21 [Hook: Lil Dicky]

22 I'm coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money

23 Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now

24 Ladies get them pants down

25 Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H.A.M. now

26 [Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

27 I ain't on that kosher shit

28 Facebook I be poking chicks

29 Came up in the 90's yeah im on some Hocus Pocus shit

30 I don't push a lotus, I'm drivin a fuckin' Focus

31 But notice that I got the coldest and dopest designer sodas

32 I'm an Izze sippin', bitty-kissin muthafuckin' G

33 The way I cum on chickens, call Lil' Dicky mozzarella cheese

34 I'm getting pussy, getting bread, I get a lot of fucking yeast

35 And I been Dustin Diamonds off, they bout to call Lil' Dicky Screech (WHOA!)

36 Tampon shit, 'cuz I rap for the flow

37 And I get a lotta bitches when I mac like a pro

38 Gotta mac, it's a pro, never nap, but I doze

39 I'm a little bit of black, like I shat in the snow

40 And I know ya'll bitches feelin' that

41 Ain't as nobody real as that

42 Rappin' like Jamaica’s population, I been killin' tracks

43 (Like, in the Olympic Games?!! You ain’t get it?!!)

44 [Hook]

45 [Verse 3: Lil Dicky]

46 See them bitches over there?

47 Please don't fucking over-stare

48 That's who I be stroking, young and smoking like they over DARE

49 Okay I was joking, I don't know dem I should grow a pair

50 But I am not the most efficient closer when I'm sober, scared

51 So I'm drinkin, fuck you thinkin'?

52 Middle Day that's word to Lincoln

53 My left foot is always stinkin'

54 I ball good so I ain't blinkin'

55 Baby whatcha know about a muthafuckin' dog

56 Fuckin' cats up the ass metaphorically...uh, paws

57 (I got that pause in on time, right?)

58 [Hook]