How Can I Become A Bawlaa Lyrics - Lil Dicky

1 Chorus

2 Ridin' round smoking weed wit my foreign bitch

3 Ridin' round smoking weed wit my foreign bitch

4 My window down, I'm riding to my new shit (wish that was me)

5 Got my new bitch, got my, got my new bitch (this dude a G!)

6 I don't camp off wit no j's they sell them hoes for free (What the fuck that mean?)

7 Never payin' for no pussy, fuck them hoes for free

8 That's a fucking bawlaa

9 How can I become a bawlaa?

10 Verse 1:

11 Mirror mirror on the wall

12 How can Dicky learn to ball

13 I wish I was T.I.P. and I could spit some shit with southern drawls

14 I wish I could flip a brick and spit that shit like Ricky Ross

15 Holla at broads, at the mall

16 Spit about a mufucken' bitch up in 'da whip

17 And getting lit up in the backseat

18 Talkin' shit about a dinner wit an athlete

19 Fuck that, can't rap like the rest of these mufuckas

20 Without all my writtens being fact free

21 Do y'all know how bad I wish I could

22 But y'all would laugh if I spit hood

23 So now ya man is making jams about some random

24 Shit, when dudes is rappin' bout they fuckin' weaponry

25 Homicidal tendencies

26 The only dough that I can boast about is seeded sesame

27 I'm jealous B

28 Cuz errbody in the game get to say they kill

29 Errbody in the game get to say steal

30 Errbody in the game sayin' words like trill

31 Really wish that I could make that hit

32 Fake that shit

33 Without coming off all gay n' shit

34 Cuz if I coulda rapped like Wayne

35 Then I'd prolly be sayin' a lot of the crazy shit like

36 I'mma kill you pussy ass bitches wit the chopper

37 Now make that pussy pop off...and this shit would sound proper

38 Chorus

39 Ridin' round smoking weed wit my foreign bitch

40 Ridin' round smoking weed wit my foreign bitch

41 Ma window down, I'm riding to my new shit (wish dat was me)

42 Got my new bitch, got my, got my new bitch (this dude a g!)

43 Ion camp off wit no j's they sell them hoes for free (what the fuck that mean?)

44 Never payin' for no pussy, fuck them hoes for free

45 That's a fucking bawlaa

46 How can I become a bawlaa?

47 Verse 2 -

48 Here we go

49 Here's a flow

50 Bout some shit I really know

51 I'mma spit it raw and swag it up as if I'm really cold

52 Ma cheerios is honey nut

53 Gear at most a hunned bucks

54 P.S. I Love You is on the TV, Dicky tearin' up

55 Go up to the bathroom, I have to

56 Ma dentist say I gotta make an effort now it's time to floss

57 Holla at my dog, and I call the mufucka to me and

58 Get a leash and take him out to walk

59 Roll around the ave

60 I put his shit up in a bag

61 And then a whip pull up, the windows down, this bitch look out and asking

62 How she get back on the high way

63 Told dat bitch to drive straight

64 And take a left on honeycut

65 But stay up in the right lane

66 Cuz it come up kinda quick

67 You see what the fuck I'm sayin

68 Other people get to rap about like

69 Home cooked crack, and like jail n shit

70 And I gotta spit a lotta shit about a muthafuckin

71 Kid up in a crib that's got the central air

72 It's not fair

73 No one cares

74 Real talk I just wanna braid my hair

75 And rap about whatever bruh

76 Money hoes Et cetera

77 Instead of bein' clever every measure but I'm never gonna be

78 Chorus

79 Ridin' round smoking weed wit my foreign bitch

80 Ridin' round smoking weed wit my foreign bitch

81 My window down, I'm riding to my new shit (Wish dat was me)

82 Got my new bitch, got my, got my new bitch (This dude a G!)

83 Ion't camp off wit no j's they sell them hoes for free (What the fuck that mean?)

84 Never payin' for no pussy, fuck them hoes for free

85 That's a fucking bawlaa

86 How can I become a bawlaa?