Lemme Freak Lyrics - Lil Dicky

1 Drunk, faded, browned out, looking all shady

2 Two months since I fucked a lady, young man dick going crazy

3 Standard Saturday, I'm about to get a cab and masturbate

4 Then I see a hot girl I bet I could date

5 Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway

6 That's what I thought not what I said to her

7 Instead I walk up to her, like I know you heard of the kid

8 You heard what I did, you heard of my shit, the murderous spit

9 She's like, naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about?

10 I'm like, aw

11 Pulling out my phone, like a boss, YouTube 'bout to get her off

12 But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up

13 I'm like, hold up, how did, that's not even me

14 Like, I don't jerk off mobily

15 Then her friends coming up

16 And wanna know if everything is okay

17 I'm like, naw, this a rape, you can't tell?

18 Give me a break, please, get the heck away

19 I turned to her, let me buy you a drink

20 She like, fine, told the man two Patron, she like, lime

21 Said he tried twice, the card got declined

22 I'm like, are, this is a, it's gonna a machine issue?

23 He was like, naw, I was like, obviously there's something wrong

24 I got dough, like I'm not broke

25 I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago

26 He like, dude, I don't know

27 Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go

28 And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone

29 I got one more chance to prove myself, so I'm like

30 Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several rec-league MVP's

31 At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed

32 In my room I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheets

33 Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door

34 Like with the crushed ice

35 You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now

36 This is me coming at you as a man right now

37 Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak

38 Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak

39 The girl from the first verse, somehow let me fuck

40 Fast forward, seven months, we in love

41 Some real serious relationship type shit

42 Despite this I ain't fucked for days

43 Tried last night but was pushed away

44 But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay

45 Adele Pandora's playing, now she laying

46 On the floor and I'm praying this bitch is horny

47 I go and give her a smooch

48 She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs

49 Bad move, she don't like that

50 Bad mood, her boss being mean to her

51 Via email, she wanna write back

52 I'm like "Right now?"

53 She like "Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?"

54 "Ok, whats the context?"

55 Then she like "Well, he talks to Jane before coming to me."

56 "Who's Jane again?" I said

57 She like "Wow, you should know that."

58 "Ok, I guess I forgot."

59 She like "Dude, that's my other boss."

60 "Ok, true, so shouldn't your first boss go to the other boss before you? Right?"

61 "But Jane isn't hands on!" she yelled

62 "Ok, well I just don't understand the dynamic then, I don't work with these people."

63 She started crying

64 "Wait stop, what the fuck is this?"

65 "Naw, you don't ever take my side!"

66 About an hour later til' I'm on her good side

67 We in bed, hands on her good thighs

68 I try to kiss, she like "Good night."

69 But I'm like

70 Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee

71 I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and weed

72 Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet

73 And supportive and during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles

74 Now reward it

75 You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now

76 This is me coming at you as a man right now

77 Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak

78 Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak

79 Fast forward some more, June sixteenth, twenty seventy four

80 Old LD looking old as fuck, still with the same ho, holding up

81 But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, realtors

82 My dick looking like it's tinfoil

83 Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs

84 On top of that, she insane

85 Like, I don't even think she knows who I am

86 Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for days

87 Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon

88 Pretty scared I ain't even gonna lie to you

89 Think about it all day, on my last legs

90 But I'm going out with a bang

91 I got pills they invented back in fifty seven

92 I took five, that's a bit excessive

93 I look high, take a look at my thighs

94 And good god that's a little erection, it'll work though

95 Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point

96 I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am

97 Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like

98 Look, I don't know if you're aware that

99 You've been throwing out my shoes

100 What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you

101 All my blood is in my dick, I'm probably dying pretty soon

102 Are you even comprehending what I'm saying

103 Please acknowledge that you hear me>