Sports Lyrics - Lil Dicky

1 Shots in the club like Plaxico

2 I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's

3 And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio

4 And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho

5 I got girls on ma penis

6 Flow is the meanest

7 Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas

8 Do it all day A peterson

9 Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did

10 I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body

11 Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi

12 Fight like rocky, white like Roddy

13 Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby

14 Hot box ride, I can barely see

15 You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony

16 Got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus

17 Put more keef in dat philly like Morris

18 Anybody better better than me, good try

19 I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion

20 Not even a tyson...no ear biting

21 Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan

22 I ball for the bucks like Luc Richard Mbah a Moute

23 But I'm a fuckin superstar

24 And if they ask LD where he wanna live

25 Then I'mma tell 'em where markakis like Nick

26 I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love

27 And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club

28 She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun

29 I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum

30 And so I go and approach her

31 We kick it like Stover

32 End of the night, I'mma ownher, hova

33 Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny

34 So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry

35 Took her back at ma Eddie House

36 And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse

37 And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden

38 Dick like James from the way that it Harden

39 My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son

40 Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one

41 She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ

42 It's more like Mayo, something like OJ

43 Okay, now her clothes are off

44 And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul

45 I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor

46 It was hairless, something like Villanueva

47 Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me

48 When I don't cover him up wit a safety

49 But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection

50 Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did

51 Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun

52 Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on

53 I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier

54 We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil

55 She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy

56 But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy

57 No acting but she had a big O Oscar

58 No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go