Staying In Lyrics - Lil Dicky

1 [Verse 1]

2 Another Friday afternoon

3 Dicky chillin in his room

4 Got a teddy on the bed, you bet he playing little spoon

5 Pimpin I ain't fittna move shit

6 Bitches getting stupid

7 But I ain't getting hammered less you handing me a tool kit

8 And yea I know the cool kids are drinkin at the bar

9 But I just ate a chicken parm

10 And then got faded in ma car

11 And theres tomato on ma navel, as I'm layin in ma arms

12 Debating if its safe to wait because bathrooms kinda far

13 Goddamn

14 I don't wanna go nowhere

15 Why the fuck these bitches call ma cell

16 Ion't really care what the fuck they do

17 I just wanna lay in bed and jerk off ma self

18 Sun is going down, I bet the club been going down

19 But I don't wanna fuck wit nuffin less it's something in the house

20 And now I'm naked on the couch

21 Wit raisenets in ma mouth

22 I'm playin a stupid asian in NBA 2k12

23 And I'm beatin that ass wit the Utah jazz

24 Youjizz on the tablet, loading multiple tabs

25 As I pack bowls, mac pro, chattin wit a black ho

26 Dat want a redskin sack, call dat bitch orakpo

27 Crack flow, fuckin wit a lotta fuckin snacks bro

28 Cookies in the oven, whatcha know bout how I stack dough

29 [Hook]

30 And I ain't got no mafuckan plans ya diggg

31 It's Friday night and I'm stayin in

32 Don't wanna drink, man you couldn't even pay the kid

33 Who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit

34 So put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn

35 If you don't even care what day it is

36 Ya had a long week, roll weed, take a hit

37 Go on Demand, take a gander and play some shittt

38 [Verse 2]

39 Okay ma cell is getting bombed yo

40 Bitches want a don

41 To come meet em greet em leave wit em, freak em at they condo

42 Ma penis like Chicago

43 D Rose pronto

44 But I won't be scorin less it's Fifa with Ronaldo

45 Cause I ain't comin out, i'm getting freaky, Michael Jackson

46 Keepin up with the Kardashians

47 As i'm eatin easy mac

48 And as I'm peein I'm seein penis wit pieces of a napkin

49 Need to clean it, i'm creamin without a boo, dis ain't Aladdin

50 Achu, das what the rest yall do erry time yall spit some sicknin shit

51 The fridge gotta lil bit left in it so now i'm raiden sub zero to finish him

52 Damn...how you do dat there, you kickin it like Liu Kang here

53 Ma pubic hair super bare whatcha know about a Jews wit hair

54 And iont think I wanna brag, but stayin inside the pad

55 Was basically the greatest day that I've had

56 Holla back if you don't really wanna pregame, and wait for cabs

57 Would rather eat a fuckin cheese cake, and take a nap

58 I'm double bundled up under covers I'm comfy den a mafucka

59 Bumpin to something Usher, while grubbing on some fuddruckers

60 Say I ain't the man ho playin on demand shows

61 You can get retarded, but Lil Dicky think he stayin home

62 [Hook]