The Cypher Lyrics - Lil Dicky

1 [Intro]

2 See back in highschool

3 I ain't even know I could rap

4 So the hits late, but nobody throwin the flag

5 Goin fifth grade wit it, Dicky opening snacks

6 Because the kid made different like a joke in Iraq

7 Now check it

8 [Verse 1]

9 Never thought I wanna pass the bar

10 But I gotta get fancy car

11 So I got up on the beat, beat on it like

12 Evander sparring partner, smarter art

13 When I master bars

14 These weak bitches gotta leave, Dicky dissin' em all

15 To listen to y'all is sorta like a flick in the balls

16 Fo'real tho

17 Cause they don't spit it real as D do

18 The kid come first, like his dick a prequel, so look

19 If you really wanna get it, forget it, genetically better

20 Then every pathetic competitor nettin cheddar

21 Get in bed I'll get you wetter than Redick

22 I bet I bend her, get her beggin, etcetera

23 Breath, now ya man on reddit cuz I'm rappin the flames

24 I'm hands on, Wayne Chrebet, when I'm mackin the dames though

25 The lame bros, better learn to make a single

26 Or ya mayn bout to have these rappers playin some bingoooo....yeah

27 So whatchu talkin bout

28 If this really stupid tell me what the fuck is walk it out

29 If Lil Dicky ruin rap, they poopin on its coffin now

30 So if you heard of a jewish rapper you know who they talkin bout

31 Ion't think I need a grammy bro

32 I got two, and they fairly old

33 The family, demanding, ya man be

34 A little wary tho

35 They know dude got a scary flow

36 Just like you do, yea

37 Except they mean it different

38 Prefer ma chicken white das for chicken and da women

39 Confessing that I'm hittin only cause I'm nice at spittin

40 But used to getting used, you dudes Aaliyah's kitchen

41 Hold up, the kid so dumb

42 The drink po up, he can't grow up

43 Ya man gotta thang for do-nuts

44 The flow nuts, bout to make a jam, I go Russ

45 From Okla -- getting more bread than cold cuts, whaddup bruh?

46 That's why these hoes wanna get it

47 They been fuckin wit the kid, Joe Paterno assistant

48 I'm stern with the women

49 I'ma a nerd but I'm hittin

50 On these curves like it's griffey in the third wit these pitches

51 Iight, the kids aiight, legit polite

52 I wife, nice jews, pipe smoove, cider wit ice cubes

53 The white dude's known to be recording it right

54 You jabronies write a stupid chorus lighter than cubes

55 Commercials

56 Y'all worse than them

57 But these lucky bitches, they ain't gotta work again

58 All these chickens in the crib's like a birthed a hen

59 So I be over-cumming definition circumvent, ya dig?

60 Cold spittin, admit it, I'm rippin shit up, like a ticket stub

61 And givin a clinic, these bitches isn't sick enough to get up in it tho

62 You should probly quit it bro

63 Dude's spittin ridiculous wit it, particularly when he

64 Be switchin the flowwwww up

65 Das cash and all

66 More black in me than basketball

67 Next line, LD's talkin vaginal

68 The kid been hittin more walls than a raquet balllll, yeaah!

69 So prepare for my libido

70 It's really fuckin scary, action Bronson in a speedo

71 It's really fuckin scary magic Johnson near mosquitos

72 But I'm nearly fuckin there, these bitches bout to feed me Cheetos

73 Cause Ion't really like the mess

74 Pretty clear right here that the kike the best (that's my n word so chill)

75 Never scared, nor embarrassed, ask ma ex

76 I gotta bone like a freak, Kevin Ware the sex...whoa

77 Y'all heard about the kid wit the jew flow

78 And Jew fro, getting mo sugar than glucose

79 The dude so cold youda so swore he from pluto

80 Ma head so big, it's like I'm juicing wit pujols

81 But look if you thinkin that this Jew so nice

82 Then you so right, you rappers lookin' Bruno's type

83 The dude's so bright, I'm rapping like a sumo fight

84 The knee slappin' unexpected, word to Juno's tike, I'm out