Too High Lyrics - Lil Dicky

1 [Intro]

2 Wassup, wassup y'all

3 L-D aka Young Dick

4 Had to make a track about smoking weed, man

5 Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so I didn't really have a choice

6 But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all

7 It's like, it's like, it's like

8 [Verse 1]

9 Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks

10 I'm wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit

11 I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick

12 And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja

13 And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong

14 And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong

15 Getting real high

16 Watching funny videos of Bill Nye

17 Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --

18 *Bill Nye Skit*

19 Now I'm getting hungry than a muthafucka

20 Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400

21 Where'd I put that honey mustard

22 Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka

23 Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week

24 How long do them thangs keep?

25 Guess I better ask Jeeves

26 Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow)

27 Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be

28 The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed

29 Now ya man is fucked

30 [Hook]

31 And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff

32 But I think I'm way too high

33 And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit

34 But I think ma brains too fried

35 And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it

36 I'm praying that I make it

37 Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee

38 I'm too blazed, it's too late

39 To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high

40 [Verse 2]

41 Now im freakin out up in this bitch

42 Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff

43 So I bolted to the BR

44 Consulted with the mirror

45 Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic

46 Cause the weed in you beating you

47 Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue

48 But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining fucking something

49 That pretty girl I'm humping

50 Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother

51 Or some other fucking disgusting person

52 Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane

53 I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain

54 So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars

55 Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars

56 Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit

57 Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script

58 How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a

59 Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing

60 Man I'm high as fuck

61 [Hook]

62 [Verse 3]

63 Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching Katy Perry

64 And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow)

65 Damn, I ain't even got no candy

66 So now at the fucking C store

67 Where ya man be torn than a mafucka

68 Peanut m&m's or a Twix

69 Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands

70 Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the cashier

71 Homeland, Nazir!

72 S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street

73 Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green

74 Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks

75 Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex

76 Crafted a long text, took about an hour

77 Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground

78 Man I'm fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up

79 This sucks I'm high as fuck

80 [Hook]