Take My Drunk Ass Home Lyrics - Luke Bryan

1 It's time to take my drunk ass home

2 I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

3 Hit on all the girls, sang every song

4 It's time to take my drunk ass home

5 Well i worked all week so I could come here

6 Have a good time and an ice cold beer

7 But one turned to ten, and ten turned to twenty

8 and twenty plus an empty bottle's too damn many

9 It's time to take my drunk ass home

10 I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

11 Hit on all the girls, sang every song

12 It's time to take my drunk ass home

13 Well, it seems that I misplaced my shirt

14 I cant find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt

15 My fall-back plan has done got sad

16 Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad

17 Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home

18 I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

19 Hit on all the girls, sang every song

20 It's time to take my drunk ass home

21 ''"Help me up!

22 Aw, put me back down, put me back down."''

23 I sucker-punched my best friend

24 And the bouncer head-locked me on stage with the band

25 I look like hell; I feel like shit

26 I think it's time I call it quits

27 Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home

28 I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

29 Hit on all the girls, sang every song

30 It's time to take my drunk ass home

31 Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home

32 I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone

33 Yeah, my lip's all bust and my buzz is gone

34 It's time to take my drunk ass home

35 If y'all agree, then sing along...

36 Yeah, it's time to take my drunk ass home

37 ''"Aw, somebody call me a cab... please?"''