Alphabet Boy Lyrics - Melanie Martinez

1 You're always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around

2 You build me up like building blocks just so you can break me down

3 You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry

4 If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised

5 I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me

6 I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy

7 You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry

8 Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy

9 I'm not a little kid now

10 Watch me get big now

11 Spell my name on the fridge now

12 With all your alphabet toys

13 You won the spelling bee now

14 But are you smarter than me now?

15 You're the prince of the playground

16 Little alphabet boy

17 Apples aren't always appropriate apologies

18 Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me

19 You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins

20 But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly and your dictionary's destroyed

21 I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me

22 I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy

23 You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry

24 Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy

25 I'm not a little kid now

26 Watch me get big now

27 Spell my name on the fridge now

28 With all your alphabet toys

29 You won the spelling bee now

30 But are you smarter than me now?

31 You're the prince of the playground

32 Little alphabet boy

33 Alphabet boy, oh alphabet boy, an alphabet boy

34 An alphabet boy, my alphabet boy, ooh

35 I'm not a little kid now

36 Watch me get big now

37 Spell my name on the fridge now

38 With all your alphabet toys

39 You won the spelling bee now

40 But are you smarter than me now?

41 You're the prince of the playground

42 Little alphabet boy

43 Alphabet boy...