Mrs. Potato Head Lyrics - Melanie Martinez

1 If you weren't born with it

2 You can buy a couple ornaments

3 Just be sure to read the warning, kids

4 'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha ha

5 Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual

6 You can always call up a professional

7 They stick pins in you like a vegetable, ha ha

8 Kids forever, kids forever

9 Baby soft skin turns into leather

10 Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic

11 No one will love you if you're unattractive

12 Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

13 Is it true that pain is beauty?

14 Does a new face come with a warranty?

15 Will a pretty face make it better?

16 Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

17 How did you afford her surgery?

18 Do you swear you'll stay forever

19 Even if her face don't stay together?

20 Even if her face don't stay together

21 If you want a little more confidence

22 Potatoes turn to French fries, yeah it's common sense

23 All you need's a couple more condiments

24 And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments, ha ha

25 It's such a waste when little girls grow into their mother's face

26 But little girls are learning how to cut and paste

27 And pucker up their lips until they suffocate, ha ha

28 Kids forever, kids forever

29 Baby soft skin turns into leather

30 Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic

31 No one will love you if you're unattractive

32 Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

33 Is it true that pain is beauty?

34 Does a new face come with a warranty?

35 Will a pretty face make it better?

36 Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

37 How did you afford her surgery?

38 Do you swear you'll stay forever

39 Even if her face don't stay together?

40 Stay forever, stay forever

41 Even if her face don't stay together

42 Stay forever, stay forever

43 Even if her face don't stay together

44 Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

45 Is it true that pain is beauty?

46 Does a new face come with a warranty?

47 Will a pretty face make it better?

48 Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

49 How did you afford her surgery?

50 Do you swear you'll stay forever

51 Even if her face don't stay together?

52 Stay forever, stay forever

53 Even if her face don't stay together

54 Stay forever, stay forever

55 Even if her face don't stay together

56 Stay forever, stay forever

57 Even if her face don't stay together

58 Stay forever, stay forever

59 Even if her face don't stay together