Jade Lyrics - Mike Posner

1 Met a girl, her name was Jade

2 Cuts her nails with a razor blade

3 Says she lives by no one's law

4 Ran my pride through a big chainsaw

5 Have you heard of D.B. Cooper?

6 I got pulled over by an old state trooper

7 I met a girl, her name was Jade

8 She cut my face with a razor blade

9 Yeah, I screamed out in fury

10 Yeah, but my cries were not heard

11 Yeah, the judge and the jury

12 Yeah, they could offer no cure

13 I met a girl, her name was Jade

14 She got a brand new man and they got engaged

15 The wedding's gon' be on a big green hill

16 They hope it won't rain but it probably will

17 The man, he was a football star

18 He broke his knee, now he sells cars

19 Only so much that words can do

20 Love was blind, but they cured that, too

21 You know, Gandhi has a son our age

22 He said the freedom thing's just one big cage

23 I met a girl, her name was Jade

24 Her husband died, but she kept his name

25 Yeah, she screamed out in fury

26 Yeah, but her cries were not heard

27 Yeah, her mom was so worried

28 Yeah, but she could offer no cure

29 Boss man calls for a meeting at noon

30 Big cigar in an oak board room

31 We got an idea and we think it's great

32 Said it was too much so we're gonna try eight

33 Who made love to Scarlet Jo?

34 And where the hell did Josh Hartnett go?

35 I met a girl, her name was Jade

36 Lived her whole damn life in a mascaraed

37 Yeah, I screamed out in fury

38 Yeah, but my cries were not heard

39 Yeah, they said I'll never see 30

40 Yeah, they could offer no cure

41 I met a girl, her name was Jade

42 She cuts her nails with a razor blade