All Kinds Of Kinds Lyrics - Miranda Lambert

1 Elsa was an acrobat

2 That went and fell in love with that

3 Horatio, the human cannonball

4 A wedding beneath the big top tent

5 With barkers, clowns, and elephants,

6 Sideshow and the oddities and all

7 The dogface boy

8 Howled out with joy

9 As the tattooed lady was cryin'

10 Ever since the beginning

11 To keep the world spinning

12 It takes all kinds of kinds

13 Thomas was a congressman

14 Whose closet's full of skeletons

15 And dresses that he wore on Friday nights

16 Phyllis was a pharmacist

17 A dab of that, a pinch of this

18 Concocted to suppress her appetite

19 When the children were fiddlin'

20 She'd slip them some Rit'lin

21 And wait for Thomasina to arrive

22 Cuz ever since the beginning

23 To keep the world spinning

24 It takes all kinds of kinds

25 All kinds of kinds

26 When I play this old guitar

27 At children's shows to smoky bars

28 I take a break and think about the past

29 When I stood up in geometry

30 And everybody stared at me

31 And I tossed my test into the trash

32 I scratched off my number

33 While hitching out under

34 That Bushly population sign

35 Ever since the beginning

36 To keep the world spinning

37 It takes all kinds of kinds

38 But at some point the finger

39 Let ignorance linger

40 And if they'd look in a mirror they'd find

41 That ever since the beginning

42 To keep the world spinning

43 It takes all kinds of kinds

44 All kinds of kinds

45 All kinds of kinds

46 Yeah yeah

47 Oh yeah