Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Lyrics - Miranda Lambert

1 Well It took me 5 bars, some 30 license plates

2 I saw her mustang

3 And my eyes filled up with rage

4 I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool

5 So I walked right in bare-handed

6 She was on his arm while he was playing pool

7 Just like I used to do

8 She kissed him while I got a beer

9 She didn't think I'd show up here

10 I'm a crazy ex girlfriend

11 I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk

12 She came across kinda cheap to me

13 But, hey, how's that my fault

14 She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch

15 Somebody tell that girl

16 To step up to the plate

17 I wanna pitch

18 (Little Bitch)

19 Well them pretty girls, they're all the same

20 But they're damn well gonna know my name

21 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

22 I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death

23 I got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath

24 Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail

25 Cause baby to a hammer everything lookes like a nail

26 I was mad as hell

27 Them pretty girls, they're all the same

28 but they're damn well gonna know my name

29 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

30 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

31 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend