Gravity Is A Bitch Lyrics - Miranda Lambert

1 You spent your twenties feeling

2 That you're walking on the ceiling

3 And you party like you're eight feet tall

4 You say working's for the birds

5 Chasing dreams in mini skirts

6 From here everything seems small

7 Then thirties come around

8 And you finally feel the ground

9 Look around and maybe start planning

10 For what the future holds

11 And though you're far from old,

12 Your moisturizer's been less time tanning

13 You're hanging over, but you're hanging in

14 You're starting to look like all of your friends

15 Conversations turning from rock n' roll

16 To kids and politics and how much money you owe

17 Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs

18 You got places you can't even itch

19 You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it

20 But you're never gonna beat it

21 'Cause gravity is a bitch

22 Forty's kinda boring

23 And you spend your time ignoring

24 The things you don't see so clear

25 Your reflection in the glass

26 Is gonna knock you on you ass

27 You wonder how the hell to get down here

28 You're happy in your fifties

29 Though things are kinda shifty

30 At sixty you find peace of mind

31 Go to bed at 8 o'clock

32 And comb your hair if you still got it

33 'Cause you're almost at the finish line

34 You're hanging over, but you're hanging in

35 You're starting to look like all of your friends

36 Conversations turning from rock n' roll

37 To kids and politics and how much money you owe

38 Got bags under your eyes,

39 Bigger hips and bigger thighs

40 You got places that you can't even itch

41 You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it

42 But you're never gonna beat it

43 'Cause gravity is a bitch

44 Yeah, gravity is a bitch

45 I'm here to tell ya

46 Gravity is a bitch