Two Rings Shy Lyrics - Miranda Lambert

1 I ain't gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

2 Ain't gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town

3 I ain't wastin' good mascara just to watch it runnin' down

4 I ain't gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

5 I could spend an hour on my makeup and my hair

6 Shoes too tall, dress too small and lacy underwear

7 Go down to the bar, and buy myself a drink

8 Hang there all perfect, like a puppet on a string

9 I ain't gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

10 Ain't gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town

11 I ain't wastin' good mascara just to watch it runnin' down

12 I ain't gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

13 You got girls that swing and dance, I hear one's an acrobat

14 You got 'em swinging from the chandelier, well, honey, I don't swing like that

15 The main attraction's leavin', let the sideshow pay the rent

16 Take this diamond back, and you'll be two rings shy of the big top tent

17 I ain't gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

18 Ain't gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town

19 I ain't wastin' good mascara just to watch it runnin' down

20 I ain't gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

21 I ain't gonna get dressed up just to be your clown

22 Tiptoe 'cross the tightrope, 'til you turn me upside down

23 Cut the cable, pull the net, just to let me hit the ground

24 I ain't gonna get dressed up just to be your clown