How To Succeed Lyrics - Nick Jonas

1 [NARRATOR:]

2 Dear Reader, this little book is designed to tell you everything you need to know about the science of getting ahead.

3 Now let us assume you're young, healthy, clear-eyed and eager

4 Anxious to quickly and easily rise to the top of the business world

5 You can!

6 [FINCH:]

7 I can!

8 [NARRATOR:]

9 If you have education and intelligence and ability, so much the better

10 But remember that thousands have reached the top without any of these qualities

11 Just have courage and memorize these simple rules in the chapters that follow

12 If you truly wish to be among the lucky golden few, you can!

13 [FINCH:]

14 I can!

15 How to apply for a job

16 How to advance for the mail room

17 How to sit down on a desk

18 How to dictate memorandums

19 How to develop executive style

20 How to commute in a three bottom suit

21 With that weary executive smile

22 This book is all what I need

23 How to, how to succeed

24 This book is all what I need

25 How to, how to succeed

26 [NARRATOR:]

27 How to choose the right company

28 Before applying for a job, make sure you have chosen the right company

29 It is essential that the company be a big one

30 It should be at least big enough so that nobody knows exactly what anyone else is doing

31 [FINCH:]

32 How to observe personnel

33 How to select whom to lunch with

34 How to avoid petty friends

35 How to begin making contacts

36 How to walk into a conference room

37 With an idea, brilliant business idea

38 That will make your expense account zoom

39 This book is all what I need

40 How to, how to succeed