Catch 22 Lyrics - P!nk

1 Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink Airlines. We hope your

2 flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is

3 as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright lock

4 position during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed

5 in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you...

6 Waiting on a ticket

7 'Cause you're looking for the ride

8 You're feeling on top

9 'Cause you're flying through the sky

10 You wanna have your cake

11 And you wanna eat it too

12 Everybody's always pointing fingers at you

13 You're damned if you do

14 You're damned if you don't

15 We're always doing all the things

16 That we say we won't

17 [CHORUS]:

18 Here we go

19 We're riding on a whim

20 Connecting with a rendezvous

21 Here we go

22 We're jumping off the wings

23 We're going round in circles

24 It's a catch 22

25 Yes, we're flying round in circles

26 It's a catch 22

27 yes were rocking round in circles

28 it's the catch 22

29 [SPOKEN]:

30 If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable

31 or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight

32 attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way

33 pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position

34 until the pilot notifies us that we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.

35 Looking from the outside

36 You're always looking in

37 You think you fixed the problem

38 'Til it comes right back again

39 And life seems like a trap

40 You're trying to get out

41 You're searching for you cheese

42 'Cause you feel like mighty mouse

43 You're damned if you don't

44 You're damned if you do

45 You've seen all the signs

46 But you haven't got a clue

47 Here we go

48 We're riding on a whim

49 Connecting with a rendezvous

50 Here we go

51 We're jumping off the wings

52 We're going round in circles

53 It's a catch 22

54 Yes, we're flying round in circles

55 It's a catch 22

56 yes were rocking round in circles

57 it's the catch 22

58 You are in for the ride of your life

59 Here we go

60 We're riding on a whim

61 Connecting with a rendezvous

62 Here we go

63 We're jumping off the wings

64 We're going round in circles

65 It's a catch 22

66 Yes, we're flying round in circles

67 It's a catch 22

68 yes were rocking round in circles

69 it's the catch 22

70 [SPOKEN]:

71 We realize you have many choices and on behalf of Pink Airlines, we'd like to

72 thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your

73 destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as

74 during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your

75 neighboor's head and knock you the fuck out...

76 Here we go

77 We're riding on a whim

78 Connecting with a rendezvous

79 Here we go

80 We're jumping off the wings

81 We're going round in circles

82 It's a catch 22

83 Yes, we're flying round in circles

84 It's a catch 22

85 yes were rocking round in circles

86 it's the catch 22