Catch 22 Lyrics - Pink

1 Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to P!nk Airlines

2 We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here

3 To insure your ride is as pleasant as possible

4 Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright and locked position

5 During take-off and landing

6 All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment

7 Or under the seat in front of you

8 Waiting on a ticket

9 'Cause you're looking for the ride

10 You're feeling on top

11 'Cause you're flying through the sky

12 You wanna have your cake

13 And you wanna eat it too

14 Everybody's always pointing fingers at you

15 You're damned if you do

16 You're damned if you don't

17 We're always doing all the things

18 That we say we won't

19 Here we go

20 We're riding on a whim

21 Connecting with a rendezvous

22 Here we go

23 We're jumping off the wings

24 We're going round in circles, it's a catch-22

25 Yes, we're flying round in circles, it's a catch-22

26 Yes, we're rocking round in circles, it's a catch-22

27 If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable

28 Or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency

29 Please notify a flight attendant immediately

30 All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way Pagers

31 Portable CD players, laptops, etcetera, should remain in the off position

32 Until the pilot notifies us that we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft

33 Looking from the outside

34 You're always looking in

35 You think you fixed the problem

36 'Til it comes right back again

37 And life seems like a trap

38 You're trying to get out

39 You're searching for your cheese

40 'Cause you feel like mighty mouse

41 You're damned if you don't

42 You're damned if you do

43 You've seen all the signs

44 But you haven't got a clue

45 Here we go

46 We're riding on a whim

47 Connecting with a rendezvous

48 Here we go

49 We're jumping off the wings

50 We're going round in circles, it's a catch-22

51 Yes, we're flying round in circles, it's a catch-22

52 Yes, we're rocking round in circles, it's a catch-22

53 You are in, you are in, you are in, you are in

54 You are in for the ride of you life

55 Here we go

56 We're riding on a whim

57 Connecting with a rendezvous

58 Here we go

59 We're jumping off the wings

60 We're going round in circles, it's a catch-22

61 Yes, we're flying round in circles, it's a catch-22

62 We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us at P!nk Airlines

63 We'd like to thank you for flying with us

64 We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your destination may be

65 And remember be careful when retrieving your items

66 As during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you

67 Or your neighbor's head and knock you the fuck out

68 Here we go

69 We're riding on a whim

70 Connecting with a rendezvous

71 Here we go

72 We're jumping off the wings

73 We're going round in circles, it's a catch-22

74 Here we go

75 We're riding on a whim

76 Connecting with a rendezvous

77 Here we go

78 We're jumping off the wings

79 We're going round in circles, it's a catch-22

80 Yes, we're flying round in circles, it's a catch-22