If You Have To Ask Lyrics - Red Hot Chili Peppers

1 A wannabe gangster, thinking he's a wise guy

2 Rob another bank, he's a sock-'em-in-the-eye guy

3 Tank head, Mr. Bonnie and Clyde guy

4 Look him in the eye, he's not my kinda guy

5 Never wanna be confusion proof

6 Pudding's sweet but too aloof

7 Orange-eye girl with a backslide dew said

8 "Yo homie, who you talking to?"

9 A backed up paddywagon, mackin' on a cat's ass

10 One uppercut to the cold, upper middle class

11 Born to storm on boredom's face

12 And a little lust to the funky-ass Flea bass

13 Most in the race just lose their grace

14 The blackest hole in all of space

15 Crooked as a hooker, now suck my thumb

16 Anybody wanna come get some?

17 If you have to ask, you'll never know

18 Funky motherfuckers will not be told to go

19 If you have to ask, you'll never know

20 Funky motherfuckers will not be told to go (oh woh woh)

21 Don't ask me why I'm flying so high

22 Mr. Bubble meets Superfly in my third eye

23 Searching for a soul bride, she's my freakette

24 Soak it up inside, deeper than a secret

25 Much more than meets the eye

26 To the funk, I fall into my new ride

27 My hand, my hand

28 Magic on the one is a medicine man

29 Thinking of a few taboos that I ought to kill

30 Dancing on their face like a stage in vaudeville

31 I feel so good, can't be understood

32 Booty of a hoodlum, rocking my red hood

33 If you have to ask, you'll never know

34 Funky motherfuckers will not be told to go

35 If you have to ask, you'll never know

36 Funky motherfuckers will not be told to go (oh woh woh)