Sir Psycho Sexy Lyrics - Red Hot Chili Peppers

1 A long, long, long, long time ago

2 Before the wind, before the snow

3 Lived a man, lived a man I know

4 Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

5 Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me

6 Sometimes, I find I need to scream, ahh

7 He's a freak of nature but we love him so

8 He's a freak of nature but we let him go

9 Deep inside the Garden of Eden

10 Standing there with my hard-on bleeding

11 There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen

12 Good God no, that would be treason

13 Believe me, Eve, she gave me good reason

14 Booty, looking too good not to be squeezing

15 Creamy beaver, hotter than a fever

16 I'm a giving 'cause she's the receiver

17 I won't and I don't hang up until I please her

18 Making her feel like an over-achiever

19 I take it away for a minute, just to tease her

20 Then I give it back a little bit deeper

21 Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

22 He's the man that I met one time

23 Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

24 He's the man that left me blind

25 Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

26 He's the man, he's the man, he's the man

27 Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (yeah)

28 He's a freak of nature but we love him so

29 He's a freak of nature but we let him go

30 I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile

31 She said "get out and spread your legs"

32 And then she tried to cop a feel

33 That cop, she was all dressed in blue

34 Was she pretty? Boy, I'm telling you

35 She stuck my butt with her big black stick

36 I said "what's up? now, suck my dick"

37 Like a ram, getting ready to jam the lamb

38 She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand

39 On her crotch, so very warm

40 I could feel her getting wet through her uniform

41 Propping her up on the black and white

42 Unzipped and slipped, Ooo, that's tight

43 I swatted her like no S.W.A.T. team can

44 Turned a cherry pie right into jam

45 Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

46 I'm the man that you met one time

47 Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

48 I'm the man that leaves you blind

49 Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

50 I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man

51 Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (shit)

52 Hello, young woman that I love

53 Pretty, punk-rock mamma that I'm thinking of

54 Hold me naked, if you will

55 In your arms, in your legs, in your pussy, I'd kill

56 To be with you

57 To kiss with you

58 I do miss you

59 I love you

60 Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down ....lay me down

61 Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down ....lay me down

62 Descending waves of graceful pleasure

63 For your love there is no measure

64 Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

65 Now I lay me down to sleep

66 I pray the funk will make me freak

67 If I should die before I waked

68 Allow me, Lord, to rock out naked

69 Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip

70 Calling up a little girl with a bull whip

71 Lickety-split, go snap-snap

72 Girl getting off all in my lap

73 The tallest tree, the sweetest sap

74 Blowing my ass right off the map

75 Ooo and it's nice out here

76 I think I'll stay for a while