Slim Pickins Lyrics - Sabrina Carpenter

1 Guess I'll end this life alone

2 I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me

3 All the douchebags in my phone

4 Play 'em like a slot machine

5 If they're winnin', I'm just losing

6 A boy who's jacked and kind

7 Can't find his ass to save my life

8 Oh, it's slim pickins

9 If I can't have the one I love

10 I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'

11 Just to get my fixins

12 Since the good ones are deceased or taken

13 I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'

14 Ah, ah

15 Ah, ah

16 Jesus, what's a girl to do?

17 This boy doesn't even know the difference between "there", "their", and "they are"

18 Yet he's naked in my room

19 Missin' all the things he's missin', God knows that he isn't livin' large

20 A boy who's nice that breathes

21 I swear he's nowhere to be seen

22 It's slim pickins

23 If I can't have the one I love

24 I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'

25 Just to get my fixings

26 Since the good ones are deceased or taken

27 I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'

28 Moaning and bitchin'

29 Since the good ones call their exes wasted

30 And since the Lord forgot my gay awakenin'

31 Then I'll just be here in the kitchen servin' up some moanin' and bitchin'