Police Skit Lyrics - Sean Paul

1 Officer:

2 Pull ova man, pull ova, pull ova

3 Stop right here so

4 Lock off your car

5 Step out the vehicle wit you documents, please

6 Hmm, You know why I pull yu ova?

7 Sean Paul:

8 Ahh, officer bwoy,me ina rush

9 Officer:

10 Did I give yu the right to blow trough di stop light like that

11 Sean Paul:

12 Gee, me never even see it, me neva see--

13 Officer:

14 Licence and registration, licence and registration please

15 Sean Paul:

16 Aright, everyting is in order

17 O:

18 Sean Paul, you in trouble Sean Paul bwoy, what you do?

19 SP:

20 Bwoy me a DJ, you know

21 O:

22 DJ, Oh! Disc Jockey, a mean u play on da radio?

23 SP:

24 No man, no

25 O:

26 What station you play?

27 SP:

28 No, I'm a artis

29 O:

30 Artist, a you paint house, you paint...what you paint?

31 SP:

32 No, No, No, musical artist

33 O:

34 Music artist, you play instrument, look inside di car if u see any instrument

35 inside there

36 SP:

37 Hol on, Hol on nuh, you a get me wrong, you know, Sean Paul, man, Entertainer

38 O:

39 Enter--Oh, me know all a unnu, I know entertainer, Oh pass me di newspaper

40 let me see di entertainmenr section and see Mr. Sean Paul is in the

41 entertainment section. mmm, sean....paul. I see one man inside here so, wit

42 orange hair, head look like carpet, him na look like u at all, u know. I see a

43 nex one here so, im wear a dark glasses....and i don't see....a dreadlocks one,

44 But you don't have dreadlocks? say u need dreadlocks in yu business you know,

45 you need dreadlocks

46 SP:

47 I nah really put in dreadlocks

48 O:

49 But your not in di paper at all, I don't see Sean Paul in di paper. You just

50 not in the paper,from you not in the paper, you nah popular, thats how i see,

51 in my books thats how it is, you not popular at---

52 (O sniffs)

53 What is dat? What is that cologne? Is weed, hmm? Jesus, Its weed the man stink

54 a weed, you know? Bwoy stink a weed, come on! Impound the vehicle! Sleep ina

55 jail tonight, that it! Yu goose cook now! You tried to fool me up before, you

56 nah fool me again, that's weed! Come on, thats it, Finish.....