Monologue Song Lyrics - Taylor Swift

1 I like glitter and sparkly dresses

2 But I'm not gonna talk about that

3 In my monologue

4 I like baking and things that smell like winter

5 But I'm not gonna talk about that

6 In my monologue

7 La la la,

8 La la la

9 I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me

10 But I'm not gonna say that

11 In my monologue

12 I like writing their names into songs

13 So that they're ashamed to go in public

14 But I'm not gonna say that

15 In my monologue

16 La la,

17 La la la la la

18 This is my musical monologue!

19 You might think I'd bring up Joe

20 That guy who broke up with me on the phone

21 But I'm not gonna mention him

22 In my monologue

23 Hey Joe, I'm doing real well

24 Tonight I'm hosting SNL

25 But I'm not gonna brag about that

26 In my monologue

27 La la la, ha ha ha

28 Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la

29 And if you're wondering if I might

30 Be dating the werewolf from Twilight

31 I'm not gonna comment on that

32 In my monologue

33 La la,

34 La la la la la

35 This is my musical monologue

36 You might be expecting me to say

37 Something bad about Kanye

38 And how he ran up on the stage

39 And ruined my VMA monologue

40 But there's nothing more to say

41 Cause every thing's okay

42 I've got security lining the stage

43 It's my SNL monologue

44 La la,

45 La la la la la

46 This is my SNL monologue

47 La la,

48 La la la la la

49 That was my SNL monologue